Garchaster's Cornblade

Story

Synopsis

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

Director

Kasper Meltedhair

Writers

Kasper Meltedhair

Language

English

Release date

16 August 2026

Ensemble

Cast

• Lyndsie Jane Earle

  Stone

• 

  Kasper Meltedhair

  Tarsia

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  Brewce Longo

  Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

• 

  Donald Farmer

  Donald Farmer

• Andy Heck Boyd

  Gorgas Mordpan

• Carrie Phillips

  Ozra

• Matt Minter

  Scary Fairy Ta

• X Menzak

  Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763

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  Dogfood Williams

  Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

• Mary Faust

  Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger

• Michelle Wanhala

  Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member

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  Nicholas DeGideo

  Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member