Killer Thong

Story

Synopsis

Two low-budget dancers, Cashier and Old-Timer, reunite to perform a surprise birthday gram for Alex, a closet lesbian who is so grossed out by their crude performances that she has a nightmare of her girlfriends being stalked and killed by Cashier's supernatural KILLER THONG. As the only survivor, she must confront her fears, find a way to defeat the KILLER THONG and admit her attraction to women. In the aftermath, Alex finds her coffee table covered with photos. As she looks through the outrageous party pictures, she realizes it's time for her to come out of the closet.

Director

Reno Anastasio

Writers

Shawn Doucette, Reno Anastasio

Language

English

Country

Canada

Release date

14 April 2026

Ensemble

Cast

• Rebecca Ambrosino

  Alex

• Shawn Doucette

  Cashier / Killer Thong

• Lalesha Railsback

  Mandy

• Junior Lirette

  Old-Timer

• Cynthia Taylor

  Julie

• Jennifer Campbell

  Debbie

• Lesley Carson

  Dark Leopard Lady

• Dana O'Brien

  Good Leopard Lady

• Skye McIsaac

  Table Dancer

• Jeanne Lane

  VLT Gambler

• Dustin Hebert

  Bartender

• Shelyse Cameron